It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote would be the deciding one.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates:
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.He's had two 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening. Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Candidate A Candidate B Candidate C