Candidate A:	Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two 8 to 10 martinis a day is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B:	He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening is Winston Churchill
Candidate C:	He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn't had any extramarital affairs is Adolph Hitler

And for question #1, if you answered "yes" to the abortion question, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting, isn't it? Makes a person think before making judgments.